第三次

那一剎那,的確很想和你說聲好.

但是我知道我不應該,

現在還是甚麼事也沒有發生的好.

我就是這麼的一個蠢人,

并不是甚麼壯烈之戀,

就已當了那是莎士比亞,

唱盡了人情冷暖,但究竟終須一別的那種.

還希望有朝他日再次相遇,

面對面的,

我們會互相道個問候,

然後再次成為朋友.

那是我的一個未了愿,

也可能只是一個我不愿意看到的句號,

但總比省略號來得果斷,

來得爽快.

應該是第三次看到你的背影,

也是第三次的告訴自己不要,

第四次的時候,

但愿自己已經有足夠勇氣,

提起擦子膠把那兩點擦去.

嗯,

沒錯,

就是這樣.

According to

According to 我的朋友, 酒樓係有白花蒸青瓜.
According to 我同一個朋友, 酒樓係有菠蘿奶黃包.

According to 我的朋友, 電話係攞來換的.
According to 我另一個朋友, 電腦都係攞來換的.

According to 我的朋友, 身材係攞來曬的.
According to 我另一個朋友, 肥既身材最好唔好攞來曬.

According to 我的朋友, 睇喊戲如果唔喊你係簁左張飛.
According to 我的另一個朋友, 睇喊戲唔喊咁就最好中途離場去飲酒.

According to 我的朋友, 大胸既女人飲木瓜奶多.
According to 我另一個朋友, 大胸既女人飲全脂奶多.

完.

告解2

孖筋:"神父,我又要告解..."
神父:"今次所為何事呢?"
孖筋:"我食左1個白蓮蓉月餅..."
神父:"中秋佳節,食月餅,應該."
孖筋:"之後我再食左3個冰皮月餅..."
神父:"嗯...冰皮月餅...年青人應該嘗試新事物,不過..."
孖筋:"不過三個都係細既!"
神父:"嗱咁就唔同喇,即係咁,少吃多滋味嘛,應該."
孖筋:"之但係呢...我之後呢...又食左2粒金莎..."
神父:"嗯...其實一兩口無妨...不過兩粒就多左D...但係其實都係兩粒姐,無妨既."
孖筋:"既然神父都咁講喇,咁其實之後既下午茶都唔係問題啦!"
神父:"其實下午茶都係正常,工作壓力大啊嘛,係咪,一兩塊餅仔好平常."
孖筋:"咪係!都係一個西多士+薯片+芒果豆腐花之嘛!應該!"
神父:"兄弟,不如我介紹你信佛,慈悲為懷,應該可以減免你五成罪孽."

發花癲

這個星期,小弟發花癲.

聽厭了不斷重復節拍的Trance和progressive.
也聽厭了黑人chorus的chillout.
中文歌,小弟如常少試.

那還有甚麼好聽的?

小弟最近發花癲,聽ambient.

不止是行雲流水的弦樂,

也當然并不單單是水滴聲音.

小弟在寫這一篇blog的同時,

喇叭傳來的,

是一陣陣的青蛙叫聲.

好玄哦呵?

Moving on

不會再有拖拖拉拉你串我我串你我話你唔約我你話我唔約你我又話你太主動你又話我太被動的日子.

感覺過去了.

既然你也說了,

"因為唔想講野",

那就算罷,

是時候move on.

Ministry of Sound - Chillout Sessions vol.7

舊碟,不過好煲.



# Disc 1

1. Telepopmusik feat. Angela McCluskey - Don't Look Back
2. Freeform Five - Easy
3. Bang Gang - Inside
4. Infusion - Invisible
5. Snow Patrol - Run (Jacknife Lee Remix)
6. Athlete - Wires
7. Lior - This Old Love
8. Phoenix - Love For Granted
9. Hardkandy - Big Sand
10. Hi Fi Mike - Secretly Watching Me
11. A Man Called Adam - Estelle
12. Vassy - Loverman
13. Mylo - Sunworshipper
14. Husky Rescue - Summertime Cowboy
15. Fatboy Slim - The Joker
16. Flevans - Lay It Down
17. Just Jack - Snowflakes (Cured by Temple of Jay)
18. Rune feat. Morten Luco - Nothing New (Mosquito Remix)
19. Milosh - You Make Me Feel
20. Air - Alone In Kyoto

# Disc 2

1. Spektrum - Kinda New
2. Phonique: feat. Erlend Oye - For The Time Being
3. Rachael Starr - Till There Was You (John Creamer & Stephane K Radio Mix)
4. Alex Kid with Lissette Alea - Don't Hide It
5. ArtOfDisco by Vince - Superworld
6. Turntablerocker - TT.roy (Dub)
7. André Kraml feat. Schad Privat - Safari
8. Juliet - Avalon
9. Evil Nine - Hired Goons
10. Bang Bang - Silicone (The Mighty Bop vs. Blackjoy Dub)
11. Bent - Comin’ Back
12. Unity - I Love You (Manoo and Francois A Remix)
13. Lisa Shaw - Let It Ride (Jimpster Remix)
14. Greens Keepers feat. Colette - Keep It Down
15. Lemon Jelly - Stay With You
16. Black Grass - Aporia
17. Lazyboy - Police, Dogs, Bonfire (Linus Loves Remix)
18. Mocky feat. Jamie Lidell - How Will I Know You
19. Cagedbaby - Hello There
20. Candi Stanton - You Got The Love (Now Voyager Mix)

The "i" "u" "y" movement

以下呢段對話,

小弟已經send左比881903.com.

bertha 說:
haha progressive chill out?
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
ya
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
I am questioning
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
chill out is already slow
bertha 說:
but i guess it could make sense
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
it's even slower than progressive house...
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
un都un唔到...
bertha 說:
haha
bertha 說:
lol
bertha 說:
its chill out why would u un with it
bertha 說:
just chill out man
bertha 說:
lool
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
I can only imagine people going slow motion
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
haha
bertha 說:

Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
you know how everything can get a progressive name now
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
everything is progressive
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
after the i movement
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
istupid
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
iYummy
bertha 說:
for me progressive is just a long ass progress
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
iFuck
bertha 說:
lol
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
iLike
bertha 說:
hahaha
bertha 說:
lol
bertha 說:
i saw some people wearing an " ipoo " t shirt
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
and the next movement will be, in my opinion, the "u" movement
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
uPod
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
uTune
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
uDunno
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
uRnaive
bertha 說:
haahhaah
bertha 說:
uShit
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
and the third one will be the y movement
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
yMe?
bertha 說:
WAAHAHA
bertha 說:
ynot
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
yDuncha?
bertha 說:
ywhy
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
uShitOnTheFloor?
bertha 說:
wifi
bertha 說:
lol
bertha 說:
heheh
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
Wifi is good!!!
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
hahahahaha
bertha 說:
oooh
bertha 說:
i cant wait till dec
bertha 說:
i will buy itouch
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
yDec?
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
oh
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
yTouch
bertha 說:
i m broke now ma
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
icic
bertha 說:
haah
bertha 說:
ytouch lol
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
yNotNow
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
OMG
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
we are going insane
bertha 說:
its ok
bertha 說:
its ok to be isane
bertha 說:
lol
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
falling into the y u i thing
bertha 說:
yiu
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
hahahaha
bertha 說:
Yiiiiiuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
bertha 說:
hah
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
YIU!!!
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
haha
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
they match!
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
see!!
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
it's the combination from GOD!!!
bertha 說:
we are just very mo liu people i guess
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
haha
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
ofcoz
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
we are studying moliuology remember?
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
moliuologist
bertha 說:
moliuism
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
ok...that's it...
bertha 說:
Wahahah
bertha 說:
moluist
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
uMoliu
bertha 說:
moliuist
bertha 說:
iMoliu??
bertha 說:
yMoliu??
bertha 說:
becoz iMoliu!
bertha 說:
ahaahaha
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
diu
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
diudiudiudiudiudiu
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
This world is crazy!!!
bertha 說:
its just us 2
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
ya
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
I know
bertha 說:
ahah
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:

Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:

bertha 說:
if adding one more people like us
bertha 說:
huh
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:

bertha 說:
i cant imagine
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
I don't want to imagine...
bertha 說:
iMagine
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
fuck...
bertha 說:
WAHAHAAHA
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
you are insane
bertha 說:
haha
bertha 說:
this is brain storming
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
uStorm, iWatch
bertha 說:
heheh
Eden Progressive chill-out? 說:
or iPretendIAmNotOneOfYou
bertha 說:
ahah
bertha 說:
maybe we should post our conversation online somewhere
bertha 說:
lol

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小弟叫Eden Mui,可以一search,無任歡迎.

我要做好人:一條唔襟計既數(續集)

條數,真係唔襟計.

我從來都喜歡做衰人,

做衰人可以息事寧人,

做衰人人地唔會有更大既hard feeling,

做衰人,劇情唔會似韓劇.

所以我寧愿誠心搵個好人,

我做衰人好了.

爛玩

今日先後有7個人問我做乜今日唔出街.

乜我真係咁爛玩咩?

偷窺

在我感情世界出現的blogger的blog,

我全都會看.

在開始之前,

熱戀當中,

還是戀情告急,

到最後灰飛煙滅,

我也會每天定期收看,

就算到了現在,

分了手的,

沒有開始過的,

我都一直收看.

當我愛過的男孩們遇到不快時,

我會在心中送上小小的祝福,

祝愿他們一切順利,

這些男孩們,

有時候會發現我的存在,

問候我的近況,

但是,

最終我也是寒暄幾句了事.

我是屬於那些撒手不了過去的人,

星座說法:"很渴望愛,但是又同時害怕得不到的傷害."

就算是這一次也好,

說了道別的話,

還是會留意有沒有上MSN,

blog中有沒有新的update.

因為我還是很著緊.

..........................

我想我應該戒掉這個癮.

別愛我, 像愛個朋友

既然你也說了,

"就算是讓你看到又可以點?"

就算是我也好,

就算是他也好,

無論是誰,

你也不打算怎麼樣,

其實,

我想我也是.

光有想擁抱你的沖動,

只想你不再不開心的念頭,

大概我們那里也去不到.

我不會是他,

至少并沒有在他面提起過我,

而在我面前提起了他.

請別愛我, 像愛個朋友.

無謂野

長年累月買買買買,

無謂野,一大堆.

CK Summer 2007 (朋友送)
Lancome Hypnose Homme (購於機場,非常抵)
Burberry Brit for Men (上海恒隆廣場,唔抵,屎忽痕)
Shiseido Auqair 洗頭水第一支 (購於上海正大廣場)
Shiseido Aquair 洗頭水第二支 (購於上海正大廣場,原因唔記得上面果支既存在)
Shiseido Aquair 洗頭水第三支 (購於上海正大廣場,原因是套裝有特價)
Shiseido Aquair 護發素 (購於上海正大廣場,原因同上)
Neutrogena Anti-residue 洗頭水 (購於Neutrogena,好用!)
Vincy 洗頭水 (買比媽媽,媽媽唔啱用,我用,唔好用,最後冇用)
Neutrogena rainbath (好用!媽媽買我比錢!)
Aurino nourishing bath gel (一買買左4支!有特價!購於上環永安)
Technic RP-DJ1200 (第二愛headphone,購於日本)
Sony MDR V700 (至愛headphone,購於Sony shop,同期上映Technic RP-DJ1200未損壞時期)
Sony MDR-EX32LP (購於百老匯,出街用headphone,係咪好敗家呢)
今季夏天top18件 (購於各地,我都話我唔可以有卡架啦,冇都買到咁)
今季夏天bottom5條 (購於各地,不算過份吧?)
鞋3對 (呢一點我好自豪)
到目前為止既袋5個 (購於各地,我都覺得不算過份)
公仔7個 (嘉年華係咪今年啊?如果係就8個了,全數好友贊助)
無謂擺設N個 (有麥當勞蓄到你癲系列N個,OK蓄到你癲系列N個,7仔蓄到你癲系列N個,全數歸媽媽所有)

以上如果看官覺得感覺良好,

沒有一絲敗家之意,

我誠心的多謝你.

因為仲有一大堆已經丟棄左,未及記錄在案.

(以上名單仍然會在未來一兩日update)

Wyman金句:沒有錢,那來潮?!

Wyman金句:沒有錢,那來潮?!

愛靚的心,人皆有之.

Burberry的乾濕褸,
Gucci的皮袋,
Prada的Canvas,
Dior既太陽眼鏡,
Chanel的孖人字針織,
D&G的浮夸,
DSquared的不羈,
Youji Yamamoto的奇怪,
Comme des Garcon的可愛,

等等等等...

靚,

誰人都喜歡.

但是以之來衡量一個人的斤兩,

未免也太膚淺了吧?

朋友quote了一句說話比小弟作參考,

如下;

*****港基典型價值觀 : 單眼皮最好有少少邪氣似日本仔，皮膚黑 (唔介意係太陽燈)，有胸有腹 (6 或 8 無拘)，千祈唔好長頭髮，著衫好少少 (包括一大咋Y-3+A&F)，白背心唔少得PLS，小泳褲亦要白色PLS，一年至少去一次泰國，遊船河唔該迫20個上層30個甲板扮人肉基佬屏風影大合照，後生要扮港女/小池澈平影美白貼紙相 (最好戴番頂菇慈帽)，熟佬要影浴室全裸自拍 (屋企冇全身鏡唔該去酒店影)，占@CALI，曬@九公中灣南灣長沙，女神係林笠蓮... *****

點解我地要將貪靚變成一個必要條件?

係呢個社會變左質,

定還是我太膚淺?

最後呢位朋友quote了一句歌詞給小弟,

誰能避免講錢錢啊錢缺錢不可以 (原為了更寫意)
我心重千斤卻為銀紙 (如像愛 未能買到天意)
誰都知這照妖鏡照出虛構真摯

共勉之?

哈!

可惜

人好,性格夾唔到,可惜.

呢個世界,好既男仔少,

人品好既好男仔更少,

而性格呢一個inclusive既范疇,就更不在話下.